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How Many BUllets A young man stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The young man walked to a telephone booth,"Hello,is that a bank?How many people do you have,please?"

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The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate". The cow sues you for breach of contract.

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Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for ＄100. 　　When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if that worked.　　The post office received the letter addressed to “God, Los Angeles.” They decided that it would be best to just forward the letter to the mayor. The mayor read the letter and thought it was cute, so he asked his secretary to send the boy ＄10, thinking the boy would think that was a lot of money for a little boy. 　　When Sammy got the money, he was so excited that he sat down immediately to write a thank-you letter.　　“Dear God,” he wrote, “Thank you very much for the money you sent. I guess it is to be expected but I thought you should know this: When you sent it through City Hall, the government deducted ＄90.”　　兩周以來薩米每天都禱告，讓上帝給他100美元。因?yàn)闆]得到反應(yīng)，他想給上帝寫一封信是個(gè)好主意，看看是否奏效。　　郵局的人看到信上寫的地址是“洛杉磯，上帝收”。他們決定最好把信交給市長。市長看了信覺得寫信人很可愛，于是讓他的秘書給男孩寄了10美元。心想對(duì)一個(gè)男孩來說，10美元也不少了。　　薩米收到錢的時(shí)候，非常激動(dòng)，立刻坐下來寫感謝信。　　“親愛的上帝，”他寫道：“感謝你給我寄來的錢。我想這正是我期待的，但是我想你應(yīng)該知道：當(dāng)你寄來的錢通過市政廳的時(shí)候，政府扣除了90美元。”

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