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1，有沒有超簡短又搞笑的英語片段

一天，茄子走在大街，忽然打了一個很大的噴嚏。它抹了把鼻涕生氣地說："可惡！又有人拍集體照了！"一個水池里有30個青蛙就一個穿褲衩了為什么？（因為他是搓澡的！）有一個豬，它走啊走啊，走到了英國,結果他變成了什么?----Pig.上課老師抽查背課文,小豬,小狗,小貓都舉手了,老師會叫誰?－－小狗，因為旺旺仙貝．蝴蝶,螞蟻,蜘蛛,蜈蚣,他們一起工作,最后哪一個沒有領到酬勞?－－蜈蚣，因為無功不受祿．動物園里大象的鼻子最長,那第二長的是誰呢?－－小象．哪種水果視力最差?－－芒果．哪兩種水果有手機?－－蘿卜青菜，各有索愛．如果有一輛車,司機是王子,乘客是公主,請問這輛車是誰的呢?－－如果的金木水火土，誰的腿長？————火腿腸眼睛蛇和大象約會，寒暄一番后說："來就來吧，還牽這么大頭豬，客氣了。"我想，只要我再稍微具有一些謙虛的品質，我就是個完美的人了。有一天,綠豆跟女朋友分手了。他很難過,于是他不停地哭呀哭呀,哭呀哭呀結果發芽了。～～～

有沒有超簡短又搞笑的英語片段

2，求英語優美段落

When You Are Old 　　　　　　 When you are old and grey and full of sleep 　　　　 And nodding by the fire,take down this book 　　　　 And slowly read,and dream of the soft look 　　　　 Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep; 　　　　　　　　 How many loved your moments of glad grace, 　　　　 And loved your beauty with love false or true, 　　　　 But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, 　　　　 And loved the sorrows of your changing face; 　　　　　　　　 And bending down beside the glowing bars, 　　　　 Murmur,a little sadly,how love fled 　　　　 And paced upon the mountains overhead 　　　　 And hid his face amid a crowd of stars. 　　　　(BY William Butler Yeats) 很經典的一首詩

求英語優美段落

3，優美的英文段落翻譯

Alone for a while I"ve been searching through the dark, 曾幾何時我孤身一人在黑暗中徘徊 For traces of the love you left inside my lonely heart, 尋找你留于我寂寞心中愛的痕跡 To weave by picking up the pieces that remain, 重拾殘存的舊夢 Melodies of life - loves lost refrain. 編織成生命的旋律-然而愛已不再 Our paths they did cross, though I can not say just why. 冥冥中我們生命的軌跡曾有過交點 We met, we laughed, we held on fast, and then we said goodbye. 還清晰記得相聚時的歡聲笑語,離別前的緊緊相擁 And who"ll hear the echoes of stories never told ? 那些故事還未曾講述,其回聲又有誰能聽見 Let them ring out loud till they unfold. 讓它們響徹云霄吧,傳遍世界 In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me. 在我最珍愛的記憶中,看見你向我伸出雙臂 Though you"re gone, I still believe that you can call out my name. 雖然你已離去,但我仍堅信你還能喚出我的名字 A voice from the past, joining yours and mine. 穿越時空的聲音連接了你我 Adding up the layers of harmony. 烘托出一片和諧靜謐 And so it goes, on and on,Melodies of life,To the sky beyond the flying birds - forever and beyond. 生命的旋律,回蕩于飛鳥也不能及的天外--永永遠遠. So far and away, see the birds as it flies by. 遠遠望見鳥兒從天邊飛來 Gliding through the shadows of the clouds up in the sky. 流暢地滑過空中的云影 I"ve laid my memories and dreams upon those wings. 那些羽翼承載著我的記憶與夢想 Leave them now and see what tomorrow brings. 在今天把它們放飛,憧憬著明天的收獲 In your dearest memories, do you remember loving me ? 在你最珍愛的記憶中,還記得你愛我嗎? Was it fate that brought us close and now leaves me behind ? 曾經讓我們在一起,而今卻留下我獨自一人,這些都是命運的安排嗎? A voice from the past, joining yours and mine. 穿越過空的聲音連接了你我 Adding up the layers of harmony. 烘托出一片和諧靜謐 And so it goes, on and on.Melodies of life,To the sky beyond the flying bird - forever and on. 生命的旋律,回蕩于飛鳥也不能及的天外--直到永遠. If I should leave this lonely world behind, 即使我注定要離開這個孤獨的世界 Your voice will still remember our melody. 你的聲音也仍會銘記著我們的旋律 Now I know we"ll carry on. 如今我明白我們將繼續在一起 Melodies of life, 生命的旋律 Come circle round and grow deep in our hearts, as long as we remember. 只要記憶猶在,就將長存于我們的心中.

優美的英文段落翻譯