英語(yǔ)搞笑段子，英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)短

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1，英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)短
2，英文笑話
3，求幾個(gè)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話
4，收集經(jīng)典的全英文笑話

1，英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)短

Big Head“All the kids make fun of me.” the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”“Dont listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head . Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”“Wheres the shopping bag?”“I havent got one,use your hat.

英語(yǔ)小笑話簡(jiǎn)短

2，英文笑話

Who is the laziest Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ? Jack:I don`t know ,father. Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word? Jack:Our teacher ,father.哈哈剛剛好六十個(gè)字如果想要更好的，給我?guī)ぬ?hào)發(fā)一小消息?。?！謝謝?。?！

英文笑話

3，求幾個(gè)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話

Joke:WomenA Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject ofWOMAN came up in their conversation.The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,Mr Singh?The Italian asked.In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & play the back. 笑話:女人Sikh, 意大利人和一個(gè)法國(guó)人正在一個(gè)酒館中喝當(dāng)主題女人在他們的交談發(fā)生了。意大利人說(shuō),在意大利，我們像一支吉他一樣對(duì)待女人。我們壓頂端和胳肢底部。在法國(guó),法國(guó)人說(shuō),我們對(duì)待像干邑白蘭地酒一樣的女人。我們聞起來(lái)第一 & 然后舔得慢慢。你的國(guó)家的女人怎么樣,Singh 先生?意大利人問(wèn)。在我們的國(guó)家中，我們像一筆記錄一樣對(duì)待女人。首先我們玩前面 &/當(dāng)我們 fini

求幾個(gè)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話

4，收集經(jīng)典的全英文笑話

一個(gè)醉酒司機(jī)和交警的搞笑對(duì)話 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What s the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn t know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you ve known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when hes drunk." 還有更多的英語(yǔ)笑話哦摘自 http://www.xhh.cc/xiaohua/yingyuxiaohua/647.html

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