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急求一個(gè)英語搞笑小品

2，求英語搞笑小品

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w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain? doctor: your brain is perfectly ok. w.bush: how come? doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain. w.bush: and? doctor: but yours is even far bether than all the others. w.bush: oh? doctor: yes, sir, everybodys brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception. w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope. doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain. 是個(gè)笑話。。說布什的

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老鼠嫁女兒Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前，有一個(gè)老鼠爸爸） He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. （他想要將他的女兒嫁給世界上最偉大的人） But, who was the greatest person in the world? （但是，誰是世界上最偉大的人呢？） Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. （啊！是太陽！他一定是世界上最偉大的人） The mouse father went to talk to the sun. （老鼠爸爸就去找太陽說話） “Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！太陽先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） “What? Im not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應(yīng)該是云） If he comes out, Ill be covered.” （只要他一出現(xiàn)，我就被遮住了） The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.（老鼠爸爸就去找云） “Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！云先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） “What? Im not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應(yīng)該是風(fēng)） If he comes out, Ill be blown away.” （只要他一出現(xiàn)，我就被吹的遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)的） The mouse father went to talk to the wind. （老鼠爸爸就去找風(fēng)） “Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.（哈啰！風(fēng)先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） “What? Im not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應(yīng)該是墻） If he comes out, Ill be stopped.” （只要他一出現(xiàn)，我就被擋住了） The mouse father went to talk to the wall. （老鼠爸爸就去找墻） “Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！墻先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女兒嗎？） “What? Im not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” （什么？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的其實(shí)是你們！是老鼠！） “The greatest person in the world is … mouse?” （世界上最偉大的人…是老鼠？） “Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, Ill be bit!” （沒錯(cuò)！世界上最偉大的就